Helvetia
Mean Old Anvil
Mean old anvil
Is not impressed [there on?] by anyone
[?]
Examine it taking note
Of your stamina

Says he won't run
Or even [look?] the color
[?]
[? hard lookin' ass and pity?]

You won't have to wait long
To test his patients

He's a mean old anvil
Mean old anvil
Aaaaaa