[Verse 1]
I got a royal flush
I got a ten bob
In my pocket for luck
Just another crush
I got my head read
In the shed once again
My friend

[Chorus]
Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face wanna take me home?
I missed you sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone

[Verse 2]
Just another lush
I got my ten green bottles
In my pocket for luck
In another rut
Get your deadhead
In the shed once again
My friend

[Chorus]
Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face wanna take me home?
I missed you sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone
[Bridge]
Cigarette burning, got an opal ring
Dirty magazine turning, you're a bird who sings
Sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me
Sleeping like an angel watching over me