Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those night when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail;
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail;
And your third fiance didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your name

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;

Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where people know
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came;
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came...