[NORM THE GENIE]
I'm a swinging G-E-N-I-E
Huh? Hey
Let me tell you
What that spells to me

When I'm shoved in a lamp
It's cold and damp, man!
My wishing power stops at three
And that's pretty dang annoying to me

I want that crazy power you fairies got
To grant those wishes that you grant a lot (Hey!)
To give each and every child a great big smile
To me this means a lot, it ain't no evil plot

Gimme the wand, and you'll all see
Gimme the wand, your fairy, I'd be
Gimme the wand, a-da-do-da-dee
I'll make you a natural blonde
If you give me the wand
(Shoo-doop-shoo-be-do-wah)

[TIMMY, spoken]
Wow. He's good. Tricky and untrustworthy, but good!
[WANDA, spoken]
Well, I'll have to be better...

[COSMO, spoken]
Allow me! During the first part of the song, I poofed home and got this!

[TIMMY, spoken]
"How to sing like Diana DeGarmo"? You picked a female voice?!

[COSMO, spoken]
Hey! She's number one on the charts. And, she's my little boo. I'll take it from here baby!

[COSMO, sung]
I'm a... oh hang on
F-A-I-R-Y
We did our very best
For this buck-toothed guy
(Shoop-bah-doo-bap-Dooby-doo-wah!)
That vest-wearing slob
He may want our job! (Well, duh.)
But give us
One more try
You really can't deny

[NORM AND COSMO]
Give us the wand, we'll have a ball
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
[NORM]
Give me the wand

[WANDA]
He'll enslave you all!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)

[NORM AND COSMO]
Give us the wand, a-do-doo-dow
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow!)
We really hope, you all respond
Come on, give us the wand

[NORM]
And set me free!
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)

[NORM AND COSMO]
Give us the wand, and hear our plea
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Give us the wand, a-doo-dah-dee
(Doot-doot-bap-dooby-doo-zow)
Don't let yourself be conned
Now give us the wand!