Timmy Turner:
Christmas Day is here once more

Wanda:
Gifts and love and joy galore

Cosmo:
A special day that wipes the floor

Timmy, Cosmo & Wanda:
With the other three hundred and sixty-four

Timmy:
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause Santa brings gifts every year
He's reading my list, he's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here

I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause every other holiday reeks
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad

Dad:
'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
Timmy:
What?!

Cosmo & Wanda:
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'cause nice fairies get their rewards

Wanda:
I got pudding, I got slacks

Cosmo:
I got all my back hair waxed

Wanda & Cosmo:
Santa grants wishes while we relax

Cosmo:
And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend

Timmy:
Stop that!

There's just no other day like Christmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad, I'm so very glad
There's no Vicky, no Vicky, no school
Cosmo:
...and no Vicky

Timmy:
Right!

I wish everyday could be Christmas
And I get the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:

Mom & Dad:
"We love you, Noggy"

Dad:
Mine!

Timmy:
Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Christmas
How I wish it were Christmas
I wish it were Christmas each day

Reprise
Timmy:
I wished everyday would be Christmas
Jeepers, how foolish I was
It isn't the gifts, it isn't the toys
It's the family and friends that I really enjoy
I wish that tomorrow weren't Christmas
But I wish that the feeling would stay
'Cause Christmas can always be there in your heart
And never be locked in just one single day!

It's great that tomorrow ain't Christmas
In Dimmdale and London and Rome
If I had just one wish, I think it'd be this:
I really just wanna go home now [Spoken] I really just wish I were home