[JORGEN]:
With my muscles
I will tussles
With all those

Who dare discusses
A clear and
Present crisis
To my authority
With my knuckles
You will buckles
Like a chicken you will cluckles
For I so do love Da Rules
And I know Da Rules love me

You will learn to fear my mighty fist
If my song won't help you get the gist
And though you fools might disagree
But you will all answer to me

With this polka
I will choke ya
But first this frappe mocha
Mmm!

I was shocked when
I awoke-a
To a world where kids all ruled
With my biceps
I must try-ceps
To see the kids are now denied-ceps
The magic we'll supply-ceps
For your jobs must be retooled
Oh, I love to get to draw the line
And you morons make me all the time
For the rules are very clear
And now the time is here

For me to
Pull back the fairies

[H.P. & SANDERSON]:
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back

Jorgen:
Bring them all home one by one!
Pull back the fairies

[H.P. & SANDERSON]:
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back
Pull 'em back

[JORGEN]:
Now that my mocha is done!
Pull back the fairies
[H.P. & SANDERSON]:
Pull 'em back!
Pull 'em back!
Pull 'em back!

[JORGEN]:
Now that kids have the reins!
Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies
So I can...

[JORGEN, H.P. & SANDERSON]:
Bring them pain!