[Verse 1: Choir and Timmy]
Timmy's still an average kid that no one understands
Chloe's his new neighbor and she's ruining all his plans
Timmy screams
All the wishes in the world, so why should he care?
Jorgen has reported there's a fairy shortage so Timmy has to share his

[Chorus: Choir, Wanda, and Cosmo]
Oddparents, Fairly Oddparents
(Wanda: More than one?)
(Cosmo: This should be fun!)
Oddparents, Fairly Oddparents
Feather suit, nature boots, laser shooting, rescue

[Verse 2: Chloe, Timmy]
(Chloe: World peace, kale treats, bunny feet, real neat!)
(Timmy: What? No! Leavе me alone! My fairies! Gеt your own!)

[Outro: Choir, Vicky]
Oddparents, Fairly Oddparents
Timmy beware, you'll have to share your-
FAIR-LY ODDPAR-ENTS!
(Yeah right!)