[Intro]
I feel like David Mitchell
A different status symbol
I feel like David Mitchell
I got money in investments and I'm living on a little

[Verse 1]
Feel like David
I been putting in the work, and now I've made it
Went from never coming first to overrated
Not a guest, they know exactly where my place is and what my name is
I can split an apple in half like my name is Mortimer
You won't catch me giving my time up to any northeners
Used to run the streets, but I'm chilling like I be Tortimer
But keeping my connections in secrets likе I'm Victoria
You better take a businеss card, in my place, I'm living large
Greg is gonna love me 'cause I'm acing any given task
Who the fuck you think you are? Not in David Mitchell's class
Way I'm making paper you would think my name is Jimmy Carr

[Chorus]
I feel like David Mitchell
A different status symbol
I feel like David Mitchell
I got money in investments and I'm living on a little
Feel like David Mitchell
And what I say's official
I feel like David Mitchell
I ain't living for the low 'cause I'm gon' keep it in the middle
[Verse 2]
Feel like James (What?)
'Cause I'mma genie off of the kitchen
They gon' see my name in descriptions
I've been reading up all my fictions
Expertise is great like I'm Dickens
Getting bills like Bailey, I'm different
I've been turning face, so they listen
Rock the new day like I'm Kingston like (Woo!)
And I'm gon' do it for a fraction of the cost
They been wanting what I have like it's a carrot in the box
I been solving the conundrum just by scrambling what I got
Way I'm running laps around 'em - I've been packing extra socks
You may got bigger problems, you talking partners
I'm gon' game the house like Richard Osman, I hear the voices
But I never had a guilty conscience, we ain't got shit in common
They act like Lee Mack gaining points when they be fibbing on him

[Chorus]
I feel like David Mitchell
A different status symbol
I feel like David Mitchell
I got money in investments and I'm living on a little
Feel like David Mitchell
And what I say's official
I feel like David Mitchell
I ain't living for the low 'cause I'm gon' keep it in the middle, feel like