[Intro]
It's just that hard, yuh, yuh
Life is short, gang!
Death is long, ooh
Steven is fat
And I know you wanna hear me swear
Come on Jay, ayy, ayy

[Chorus]
Used to want to fuck on iCarly
Like my government name really Nevel
I think that pussy hot as a kettle
She would describe my dick as a shovel
Ask me one question, "What does my heaven resemble?"
And I say me overdosing out in a meadow
Ask me one question, "What does my heaven resemble?"
And I say you might need a fuckin' stretcher

[Bridge]
Eenie meenie miney mo
There's no wind, like, where's the blow?
Lucky charms up on my neck wit' no rainbow or pot o' gold
Eenie meenie miney mo (Water!)
There's no wind, like, where's the blow?
Lucky charms up on my neck wit' no rainbow or pot o' gold
My back!
[Verse 1]
Thot pocket, kiss my rocket, no mistletoe (Suck it!)
Wait, then my dick fire, make her wanna duck n' roll
Forty-five, forty-seven, fifty, sixty, sold
This might not be backpage but that's how I sell yo ho
Okay like when she suck my dick I hope she rage
Straight for the balls like that girl Johnny Cage (Nasty bitch!)
Kung-fu Panda shorts wit the Po
Hit the fuckin chicken noodle soup wit' the pole
(I don't have a whip)

[Chorus]
Used to want to fuck on iCarly
Like my government name really Nevel
I think that pussy hot as a kettle
She would describe my dick as a shovel
Ask me one question, "What does my heaven resemble?"
And I say me overdosing out in a meadow
Ask me one question, "What does my heaven resemble?"
And I say me overdosing out in a meadow

[Verse 2]
Okay like bimbo
When a ball up in kinda tight and hard to fit in
Kimbo slice playing limbo
Jump rope (Jump rope)
How I stomp and spit it Puss In Boots 'cause you a kitty
Whip his ass like Django
King Kong (King Kong)
Got that white girl with me
You a mouse just like you Mickey
Clubhouse is where you belong
Ten-four
Run around the lobby like I'm London Tipton
Put some diamonds on my pinky toe
[Bridge]
Eenie meenie miney mo
There's no wind, like, where's the blow?
Lucky charms up on my neck wit' no rainbow or pot o' gold
Eenie meenie miney mo (Water!)
There's no wind, like, where's the blow? (Doktor Avalanche!)
Lucky charms up on my neck wit' no rainbow or pot o' gold

[Verse 3]
Cluck cluck, cluck cluck chicken
That is n***as when they see me turn to Forrest Gump
'Cause n***as start to buck buck
Duck duck, duck duck goose
When I hit it with the penis man I love it when she run run, run run
Clean like some Listerine
I'm around demons like Constantine
This little bitch must be off a bean
Get that bitch wetter than Dawson's Creek
Okay, like this bitch must be off a bean
Hit a stain on her just like Mr. Clean
This bitch must be off a bean
Hit a stain on her just like Mr. Clean
This bitch must be off a bean
Hit a stain on her just like Mr. Clean
This bitch must be off a bean
Hit a stain on her just like Mr. Clean
My back!
[Outro]
Psycho, psycho
Psycho, psycho
Designer straitjackets
Psycho, psycho
Psycho, psycho
Designer straitjackets
Okay (Be one with the vision)
Water (Be one with the vision)
Water! Haha
Ski Mask The Pump God