[Intro & Producertag]
Yo, Big Ryan, the one and only
Dick's not hard, never hard
Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
Boom

[Verse 1]
Two plus two is four
Minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block
Smoke trees (ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda)
He's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy)
He's got the frisbee (shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies
Hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes
Like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose




[Chorus]
I tell her dick's not hard
I tell her dick's not hard
The girl told me, "Take off your underwear"
I said, "Babes, dick's not hard" (never hard)
I tell her dick's not hard (never hard)
I tell her dick's not hard (never hard)
The girl told me, "Take off your underwear"
I said, "Babes, dick's not hard" (never hard)

[Verse 2]
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (us, man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo)
Your dad is forty-four (uh)
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man's Twix by force (take it)
Send man's shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin')
No ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy)
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah




[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know

[Chorus]
I tell her dick's not hard (never hard)
I tell her dick's not hard (never hard)
The girl told me, "Take off your underwear"
I said, "Babes, dick's not hard" (never hard)
I tell her dick's not hard I tell her man's not hot (never hard)
The girl told me, "Take off your underwear"
I said, "Babes, dick's not hard"

[Bridge]
Man can never be hard (never hard)
Perspiration ting (spray dat cum)
Durex Effect (come on)
You didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that)
Or spray (shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)




[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don' know

[Outro]
Big Shaq
Man's not hard
I tell her man's not hard (never hard)
40 porn vids and man's not hard (come on)
Yo, in the sauna
Man's not hard (never hard)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap