[Skit]
I can't even listen to music anymore, man
Music was a manly thing
It's for men, you had to be a man
Every time you heard some good hip hop
You grabbed your balls and said "Yeah, this manly shit!"
Now I'm hearing women crying and whining
Talk about their periods and menstrual
It's history, not herstory! Okay?
I don't need to hear a female doing all type of-
I don't wanna hear you
You know what I wanna hear?
I wanna hear dem knees squeakin' against the kitchen floor
Suckin' dick, and makin' a sandwich at the same time
That's what I wanna hear
The hell, yeah everyone think, oh Hillary
Guess what? Hillary didn't win! Bitch!
She didn't win! She lost!
You know why? 'Cause she emotional!
With rumors, and emails and shit
That's why she didn't win
And now we got Donald Dump
I don't care, he's still a man
A man!
I want manly music!
Not no "La-la-la-la"
Nothin' like that!
Album should come with a training bra, bitch!
I don't need that