[QUIRRELL]
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're
Different
Different
As can be

[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT]
We simply guarantee
When you look at you and me
We're
Different
Different
As can be

[QUIRRELL]
It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bound to Voldemort

[VOLDEMORT]
And I'm happy as a squirrel
'long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell

[QUIRRELL & VOLDEMORT]
We'll lead him to slaughter
And we'll murder Harry Potter!
We're different
Different
Different, different
As can be

[VOLDEMORT laughs]