[SUPERMAN]
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might

[BATMAN]
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night

You’re such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you’re working for the man, man

[SUPERMAN]
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy

[BATMAN]
Wait, what?

[SUPERMAN]
Behind the cape and the cowl

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!
[BATMAN]
I’m gonna kick your ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[SUPERMAN]
I’m taking you in!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[SUPERMAN]
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!

[BATMAN]
I’ve learned a lot about life
Since I got me a bro

[SUPERMAN]
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable

[BATMAN]
You’re only jealous, man
[SUPERMAN]
Uh, yeah...

[BATMAN]
It’s so obvious, so clear

[SUPERMAN]
Uhh... me with a sidekick?

[BATMAN]
That's right

[SUPERMAN]
Come on!

[BATMAN]
I’ve got one for you right here
POW!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[SUPERMAN]
I’m gonna kick your ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!
[BATMAN & SUPERMAN]
I’m taking you down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[SUPERMAN]
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!

[BATMAN]
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!

[SUPERMAN]
All of your toys amuse me
The booby traps, the boat, the bike, the plane
But you can’t grappling hook me
Can’t hit me with your boomerang, nah

[BATMAN]
You look cool in your tights

[SUPERMAN]
Thanks

[BATMAN]
For an alien dick

[SUPERMAN]
What?

[BATMAN]
How 'bout some kryptonite tonight?

[SUPERMAN]
Ah!

[BATMAN]
I’m onto your shtick

[SUPERMAN]
Fuck you!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[BATMAN]
I’m gonna kick your ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[BATMAN]
I’m taking you down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!

[BATMAN]
You wanna be the man?
You’ve got to beat the man
I’m gonna show you what it means to be a man, man!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fuck you!