[DYLAN]
I bet
You're the one who gets
All of the boys to buy you things

[JOE]
I'm sure
That you get all the girls
To beg you for their wedding rings

[DYLAN]
Whoa!
I like your twisted humor!

[JOE]
I like your mystic rumors!

[DYLAN & JOE]
I'd say we can assume we're
Gonna get along

[JOE]
You're not
Like average Joes
Or Jims or Tims or Johns
[DYLAN]
And I'd wager that you'd never run from danger
With those muscles made of bronze

I can safely shout
Without a doubt
That it won't take very long

[DYLAN & JOE]
Before we're getting
And not regretting
Ever settin' on getting along

[DYLAN]
You are
A beautiful sample
For example
My gosh, you're so strong!
What's the matter with me?

[JOE]
Oh, you're just flattering me!

[DYLAN & JOE]
Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!
[JOE]
I've never felt this way before...

[DYLAN, spoken]
Felt how, Joe?

[JOE, spoken]
Um, intimidated, Dylan

(sung)
You have such
Prominence and poise

[DYLAN, spoken]
Oh, that ol' thing?

(sung)
Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore

So just try to relax
Face the facts
You'll feel just like one of the boys!

[JOE, spoken in his Umbridge voice]
One of the boys? I do?
[DYLAN, spoken]
Oh, you sure do baby!

[JOE]
Yes, sir
You're the one professor
That I'd want detention from

[DYLAN]
And Umbridge!
You're the handsome wizard
That I'd want an extension from

[JOE, spoken]
Uh, and you'd get it too!

[DYLAN]
I'll get the door!

[JOE]
Oh, you'll get much more!

[DYLAN & JOE]
Either way, we can't go wrong
With how shamelessly
And how famously
We're both just gettin' along

We'll be get-get-gettin'
Get-get-gettin'
Gettin' along!