[DYLAN]
You've gotta kick it up a notch
If you're ever gonna reach your goal
You can't sit around and watch
Your destiny is in your control

Go 'head and
Kick it up a notch
If your life is at a level too low
There's no attempt that you can botch
When all you gotta do is just give it a go
But then again what do I know?

What I see right there
Is a prisoner
Who's sitting on top of the key

So kick it up a notch
If you ever wanna be free

[JAIME, BRIAN, & JOE]
Shh...
All you gotta do is
Kick it up a notch
To dig yourself outta this hole
You wanna have the things they got?
Then you gotta give that dice a roll
[JAIME]
Kid, kick it up a notch
What's the point of less when there is more?

[JOE]
Have a cigar

[BRIAN]
A glass of scotch
When opportunity knocks on your door
You let him in and then ya-

[JAIME, BRIAN, & JOE]
Settle the score!

[DYLAN]
Life is short so
Before it's over

[DYLAN, JAIME, BRIAN, & JOE]
Take a chance and think it through

[DYLAN]
You better
Kick it up a notch
It's the human thing... to do
[JOEY]
It's a big, big, universe
So many dimensions
And unanswered questions
Not to mention
Life
What an invention
Life

There's no choice involved in what you are given
One mind, one voice, one body to live in

[DYLAN]
But...

You wanna be a Starship Ranger
Or is that a dream that you forgot?
You wanna be a Starship Ranger?
Well, this might be your one and only shot!

(spoken)
Well, Joey? Whaddaya say? Hey, come on, New York City! Let him hear it!

[JOEY]
I think I'll kick it up a notch!
I don't care about the queen or the hive!
[DYLAN, spoken]
That's the spirit! Kick 'em all straight in the crotch! How about that?

[JOEY & DYLAN]
Who are they to deprive us of wanting to-[DYLAN]
Kick it up a notch
Never give yourself a reason to doubt
You gotta strike it while it's hot
'Cause that's what livin's all about
My dear Bug, it's time the
Lights went
Out![JOEY]
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger!
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger!
I'm gonna be a Starship Ranger![BRIAN]
I love to kick it up a notch
'Cause I'm evil and bad to the bone

(spoken)
Let me hear ya, New York, come on!

(sung)
Looks like Junior is all grown up
And I'm havin' a blast
Blowin' shit up!

I'll kill a million bugs
It's a thrill and a drug
So -

[BRIAN & DYLAN]
Call us some terrible guys!

We love to kick it up a notch

[JAIME & JOE]
Kick it up a notch!

[BRIAN & DYLAN]
And watch all of you...
Die!