[VOICE, spoken]
Fa-ather!

[FATHER, spoken]
Yes

[VOICE, spoken]
The watchers have chosen, one of your family will die!

[FATHER, spoken]
How? How will we die!? Trenchmouth?

[VOICE, spoken]
No! Dysentery

[FATHER, sung (Chorus)]
I've looked in the eyes of certain demons
(We're always watching you)
There's an underworld right underneath
(Boo! We're right behind you)
The world's a shitty, shitty place you see
(Shitty, shitty)
And thus we will die appropriately
(Oh, your butthole)

It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
It's the most popular of diseases
(Popular)
Selling out shows from coast to coast
(We sell out, we sell out, we sell out)
You never know when it might hit you
(Hit you in the face)
But you better freak out, cause it's fucking gross
(So fucking gross)

It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
It's a dysentery world
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus)
For all you boys and girls
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)

Oh, it's a dysentery world
For all you boys and girls
Oregon is for the damned
(You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch)
Bitch, how'd it come to this?
Why do we exist?
Your God is fecal scam!
[Chorus]
Poo party!
You'll die of dysentery, dysentery virus, bitch
Eat shit!