[PETE]
I bet you'd call this luck
Well, that's your perspective
I bet this song will suck
Doesn't take a detective
It's as cool as I think I am
It's as cool as I think I am
Ooh-woah-woah, oh

Princess Leia told me
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie"
I'm straight to DVD
More like a bootleg copy
I'm as cool as I think I am
I'm as cool as I think I am
Ooh-woah-woah, oh

But what if all my thoughts were stronger?
What if my beliefs were taller?
What if I were king of the hill?
Captain of the team?
Way cooler than I think I am
Way cooler than I think I am
Ooh-woah-woah, oh

[PETE & ENSEMBLE]
Why did she pick me?
I hope I don't know the answer
Cheating's a two-way street
But every crime needs a partner
I'm as cool as she thinks I am (Cool as she thinks)
I'm as cool as she thinks I am
(Cool as she really thinks I am)
Ooh-woah-woah
Then again, I'm deranged (Then again, I'm deranged)
Puberty's got me fueled (Puberty's got me fueled)
She's the brawn, I'm the brains (She's the brawn, I'm the brains)
But can that really be true?
Smarter than she thinks she is (Smarter than she thinks)
She's smarter than she thinks she is
(Cooler than I really think I am)
Ooh-woah-woah

[PETE, ENSEMBLE, PETE & ENSEMBLE]
What if I were wrong? (What if I were wrong?)
It's only in my head (Only in my head)
What if people see me as someone
Other than who I am?
Cooler than I think I am
Am I cooler than I think I am?
Ooh-woah-woah

[PETE, PETE & ENSEMBLE]
If I can finally be cool
I will know that I'm not a loser
And if I finally break the rules
I will know of my world I'm the ruler

[PETE]
But is that who I think I am?
Is that who I think I am?
Ooh-woah-woah, oh
Who do I think I am?
Who do I think I am?
Ooh-woah-woah