[Intro]
President Obama and I may not agree on everything
But I know he would join me in affirm— violence is the answer
Yes, may God bless America
This little story I would like to tell
About a young black n***a who'd just met bail
Gotta little call, [?]
And this is how the story goes, like this

[Verse 1]
Two n***as in the bush wearing camo
Scared stuck up hoes like they can't go
Got a call, I was deep in the cut
Told her put them on hold and get [?] on my [?]
Some labels tried to call, but I cancelled
Get busy and both are trying to eat of these shelvеs
See, I ain't meet another motherfucker rap gimmick
I writе about Hip Hop, that's where the time [?]
I was chillin' in my house, that's some cheap Monday dinner (Why don't you get a job?)
Never bitch, I like how I'm living
Earn heart through life until I ran off course
Then I saw a little commercial, said, "Join the Airforce!"
Signed it, got in line, on my way to departure
That shit was Simon Says, we're marchin'
I can never make it, I'm too [?]
I never ranked up, I kept fucking the sergeants (Mmm)
Shouts out to white people (Word)
Without Jobs, I would never know what's equal
Still don't, but hey, what do I know?
I'm just another kid from the motherfuckin' ghetto
They group us all in a box like we movin' in a unit
So Kanye ain't interrupt, my n***a, we all did it (Fuck Taylor Swift)
And I don't know what you all feelin' tonight
But something about that shit ain't tasting right
Trust me, I know caviar from shake and bake
I'm like the dog, you feed me good and I straight for plate
Mmm, so I know what I eat, and this here tastes like a bullshit Quiche
Speaking of race, yo, I'm playing GT
Five in the bands, bitch, try and catch me (Bitch)
Tryin' to act hard when you know you built sweet
Now, I caught you looking nervous like Fat Joe at a track meet (Yeah)
Go ahead, I ain't taking no prisoners
Death on sight, and I pay up the permissioner (Yeah)
Asshole, use to take the Batman route
But now with ladies, a n***a feeling more like Frank Castle
More honey, more honey when you don't hassle
Don't let them see the goods, put them in the satchel
I'm a farmer with a master's check, but I need more Shepards for the mass affect (Shouts out to [?])
That's when you come in, baby, get your mind right
Let me know that you're ready for the limelight
Good, 'cause you'll probably never see it
Just because you dream it doesn't mean you can achieve it
Got a different IMO, go ahead and prove me wrong
Write how I lie in some bullshit songs
Oh you forgot, I'm the best man ever
[?], so best us alone
Now, to all my exes, never of those hoes stay in Texas
[?]
But no, I am not a yes man, I said, "No"
Nor am I a mister, maybe, no
I didn't s—s—stutter, bitch, I said, "No"
You a saint, I'm a [?], guess whose slow with a [?]
Wouldn't make a difference if these fuckers knew me
'Cause most of my homies never seen two three
Like two-four minus sixteen times all your rings
I got rings that tick, tick, bang (Bang)
You walk where you were, [?]
Uh huh, so thank you [?]
[?], yeah (Whoo!)
[Bridge]
[?], that's how it goes on the bang
Every single motherfuckin' gang
Haha, haha (Gee!)
Yeah, don't stop the vibe (Yeah!)
Axe it! (Free!)
Get it up, get it up (Oh!)
Yeah, don't say it [?]
And I'm the dude (And I'm dude)
I'm the dude, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
Yeah, I'm the dude, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
I'm the [?] (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
Fuck that shit, n***a (Dang, damn!)
Axe it! (Free!)
Get it up, get it up motherfucker (Ow!)
Get your hands up high! (And I'm dude)
I'm the dude, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
I'm the dude, yeah, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
I'm the dude, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)
Yeah, I'm the dude, yeah, I'm the dude (I'm the dude, I'm the dude)

[Outro]
Yeah, haha
Thank you, thank you very much, you know what I'm saying?
I appreciate you guys coming out tonight
Maybe talk about bullshit, you know what I'm saying?
It's all good, uh huh
Everybody feel good?
Put your hands up, yeah, yeah, yeah
Like that, uh huh
Shouts out to everybody that made life possible
Pretty much me, haha, oh man
It's all good, I'm about to do a few steps, n***a I can't dance but—
Uh oh, dream over
Why are we in France?