Devon Hendryx
Pizzicato Five (TGPT Version)
Why do I do the things I do?
Lying is a necessary evil, true
Fell asleep listening to (?), Common
Always dig Big Boi never liked André
I got my football pads, helmet on
All I’m missing is a dad
Great things don’t last
Well I’m living with a broken heart
Tell me who will be my cast
Who will be my hospital
Who will even ask
I’m the sad n***a story which no one ever cast
No one ever tells me cause no one ever asked
Critical observations from a plane seat
Life’s hard, my god, change me
Because the deranged me
Will never ever make it in this industry
I need guidance
Latrine Queen (?)
It’s funny how the place where you shit at
Makes you think about where you’re going
And where you been at
So like Forrest I came back for my Jodie Foster
Because I couldn’t live if I lost her
So here I be in the flesh
'Cause all I really need is a Mac and a check
I think too much, I think too much
He said "How much you want?" and I think "Too much"
But I say far less than what I had imagined
Fairy tail ending, go home play Madden
And it saddens me
To think that you could ever stay mad at me