[ARTHUR]
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no house
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no blummin' house

Come on and sing a song
And raise the blummin' roof
Raise the blummin' roof
Although there ain't no roof
Come on and sing a song
And raise the blummin' roof
Although there ain't no blummin roof

Now, there ain't no ceilings
And there ain't no floors
It's a little bit drafty
'Cause there ain't no doors

[ENSEMBLE]
There ain't no staircasе

[ARTHUR]
'Cause there ain't no stairs
[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
But as thеre's ain't no upper story
Who cares?

C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no house
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no blummin' house

[ENSEMBLE]
Come on, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no house

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no blummin' house

Come on, enjoy the crowd
Come on, enjoy the croud
There's welcome on the mat
Come on, enjoy the croud
There's welcome on the mat
Although there ain't no blummin' house
[ENSEMBLE (ARTHUR)]
There ain't no glasses (No glasses)
And there ain't no plates (And there ain't no plates)

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
'Cause there ain't no fireplace
There ain't no grapes, and there ain't no grates
And in the morning, what a happy sce-e-ene
We're gonna wake to find there's nothing to clean

[ENSEMBLE]
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no house
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no blummin' house

[ARTHUR]
The party's on the house
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no house
C'mon, enjoy yourself
The party's on the house
Although there ain't no blummin' house
There ain't no blummin'
[ENSEMBLE]
The party's on the house although there ain't no house
We're gonna raise the roof though there ain't no roof
There's welcome on the mat though there ain't no mat
We'll have a little drink though there ain't no drink

[ARTHUR]
There ain't no house
Ain't no roof
Ain't no mat
No drink

[ENSEMBLE]
No house
No roof
No mat
No drink
Now how about that

[ARTHUR AND ENSEMBLE]
There ain't no ceiling
There ain't no floors
It's a little bit drafty
'Cause there ain't no doors
There ain't no staircase
'Cause there ain't no stairs
But as there's ain't no upper story
Who cares?

[ARTHUR (ENSEMBLE)]
(C'mon, enjoy yourself)
The party's on the house (C'mon, enjoy yourself)
The party's on the house (C'mon, enjoy yourself)
Although there ain't no house (C'mon, enjoy yourself)
C'mon, enjoy yourself (C'mon, enjoy yourself)
The party's on the house (The party's on the house)
Although there ain't no blummin' (Although there ain't no blummin')
There ain't no blummin' (There ain't no blummin')
There ain't no blummin' house (There ain't no blummin' house)
No house (No house)
No house (No house)
No house (No house)
No house (No house)
No house