[Intro]
Bury my head in the fucking sand
Turn a blind eye just because I can
Let's all pretend apathy's a friend and know that I'm still posi

[Verse 1]
Oh boy, it's a brand new decade
(Bottoms up 'cause it's gonna go my way)
Fingers crossed that we don't run into a global health crisis
Good thing that I'm always happy
(Listen close if you wanna be like me)
Think about all your problems and simply imagine they don't exist

[Pre-Chorus 1]
There's no such thing climate change
Don't talk to me about anything

[Chorus]
Bury my head in the fucking sand
Turn a blind eye just because I can
Let's all pretend apathy's a friend and know that I'm still posi

[Verse 2]
Takе a walk through the park with my best friends
Got caught in yеt another protest
Too bad the injustices they're fighting don't pertain to me
I'm getting by on a half full glass
So kiss my ass, you buzzkill
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Blissful ignorance
Silence ain't violence

[Chorus]
Bury my head in the fucking sand
Turn a blind eye just because I can
Let's all pretend apathy's a friend and know that I'm still posi

[Spoken Bridge]
Hey man, so um, could you cool it with the virtue signaling?
It'd be nice to listen to punk rock without cringe opinions getting shoved down my throat, and it's a LITTLE too preachy for me
If you can vibe with that, just sayin' reel it back, that'd be greeeaaaaaaat!

[Pre-Breakdown]
There's no such thing as my 6-figure student debt
Don't talk to me about kids starving in South Sudan
There's no such thing as the mole growing on my hip
Don't talk to me about American politics

[Breakdown]
BLEGH!

[Chorus]
Bury my head in the fucking sand
Turn a blind eye just because I can
Let's all pretend apathy's a friend and know that I'm still posi
Block everyone, that'll do the trick
The less I know, the less I panic
Forget what you see, deny reality and know it's how I cope
Please just know that I'll always be posi
[Outro]
My name is Clay, I'm the new vocalist
New album coming soon
What happened to the other guy? (But seriously)