[Intro]
Yeah, there it is
Hey
Well, I sure am thirsty

[Verse 1]
This week sure kicked my ass
Lord, have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast
You see I got a little workweek pay in my pocket
I'm looking for a little dive hole to rock in
Now, I see a church for prayin', hittin' them knees
A Goodwill store and an Applebees

[Chorus]
But is there a bar 'round here?
With a jukebox, neon pull-string sign
That says "Ice-Cold Beer"?
Is there a wet-your-whistle, tie-one-on honky tonk near?
Well, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling 5 o'clock weird
So is there a bar 'round here?

[Verse 2]
I need a dark corner booth to ice my caboose
Under an eight point buck with beads on a moose
A friendly bartender that pours 'em tall
And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall
Now, I see a library, well, maybe they got a map
That could lead me to place kinda like that