[Intro]
One, two, three, and

[Verse 1]
Lookin' at the clock and there's a four and there's a 20
Puts a smile up on my face 'cause I got a little money
Been a long damn day and I need a little chill
And I'm tryin' not to drink and I'm layin' off the pills
So I call up Stoney 'cause he's heavy on the scale
And he's got that freshy fresh called Purple Fairy Tale
And we rally up the troops and put a record on the spinner
Bob Marley, yeah, that's a winner

[Chorus]
Ooh, puff, puff, pass to the left
Hit it, blow it out just like that
Got the best homegrown from Tennessee to Texas
Gettin' higher than Heaven on that devil’s lettuce

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme that
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme that
Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme that
Devil's lettuce, weed smokin'

[Verse 2]
Lookin' at Bessie looking over at the lava lamp
She said, "It's talkin' to me," then she went and did a face plant
Onto the couch watchin' Dazed And Confused
With Billy and Jimmy it was like a cartoon
Then we got a little munchie so we hopped up in the Cadillac
But not before we rolled a little spliff of shakey, bakey swag
Where ya wanna go? Best food in town
Scattered, smothered, Waffle House