Ska is gay, Reggae is gay
You're fucking gay and you're not punk
You say you hate corporations, but you were on NBC
London’s calling and they're calling you gay

[Chorus:]
Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, Rancid sucks, and The Clash sucked too [x2]

If Kenny G had a Mohawk, he wouldn't be punk
If Yanni had dumb tattoos, he wouldn't be punk
If Garth Brooks pierced his nose, he wouldn't be punk
If Liberace sounded like The Clash, he wouldn't be punk

[Chorus]

You're gay, you suck [x6]
And The Clash sucked too