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René Auberjonois is gay
Auberjonois
René Auberjonois is gay
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[Verse 1]
You were on "Benson", you were in "M*A*S*H"
You're French, you're gay and you suck

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René Auberjonois is gay
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René Auberjonois is gay
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"My Best Friend is a Vampire"
You were in "Police Academy 5"
Now you're on "Deep Space Nine"

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René Auberjonois is gay
Auberjonois
René Auberjonois is gay
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[Verse 3]
You were "My best friend the vampire"
I wish you would fucking retire

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René Auberjonois is gay
Auberjonois
René Auberjonois is gay
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