[Verse 1]
You're a fucking vegetable, we tried to pull the plug
But you still wouldn't die, you're a dumb stupid fag

[Bridge]
You shit in a bag, you piss in a tube
You can't walk, you can't move

[Chorus]
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma

[Verse 2]
I tried to give you a hotfoot, but you didn't notice
You're gay and you're in a coma, you're a fruit and a vegetable

[Chorus]
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma

[Bridge]
You shit in a bag, you piss in a tube
You can't [?], you can't fuckin' move
[Chorus]
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma