[Verse]
You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly
So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs
Your van’s a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it
So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

[Chorus]
First I stole your nitrous
Then I stole your acid
Then I stole your mushrooms
Then I kicked your ass
Then I stole your pot
Then I stole your beer
Then I stole your tickets
And sold them for crack

[Verse]
You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly
So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs
Your van’s a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it
So I stole your drugs, so I stole your drugs

[Chorus]
First I stole your nitrous
Then I stole your acid
Then I stole your mushrooms
Then I kicked your ass
Then I stole your pot
Then I stole your beer
Then I stole your tickets
And sold them for crack