[Intro]
Why do you think we throw stuff at you?

[Verse 1]
You own all our cd's—you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s—you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts—you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows—you're gay, you're gay

[Chorus]
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are gay!

[Verse 2]
You think you know what we are singing about—you're wrong
You think we care about the underground—you're wrong
You think we won't fuck up your club—you're wrong
You think we care if you like us—you're wrong

[Chorus]
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are gay!
All our fans are-
[Scream]

[Outro]
If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some drugs to smoke
When the drugs are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you!

"But I've supported you guys for so long!"
Faggot!