[Verse 1]
You want to go to school
You want a good job
You want to get married
You want to own a car

[Chorus:]
You're boring, you're gay, you're old
You have goals
You're boring, you're gay, you're old
You have goals

[Verse 2]
You want to own a house
You want to have kids
If these are your goals
Then you're fucking stupid

[Chorus]