[Verse 1]
Clubbed foot
Lazy eye
Cleft palate
Webbed hands

[Chorus:]
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)

[Verse 2]
Multiple sclerosis
Scoliosis
Scurvy
HIV

[Chorus:]
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed (Oi! Oi! Oi!)
Your kid is deformed!