Your wife was so fucking bored with you
I was in Boston for a court date, and she fucked me
I threw an ashtray through a Chinese restaurant window
I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show

I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—I bent her over
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over

Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks
I told her how I used to be a crackhead
Next thing I know, she was jerking me off
You're jealous because your band went nowhere

I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—I bent her over
I fucked your wife
I fucked your wife—Your marriage is over