[Verse 1]
She got the flowers, the ones I sent
And there's a real nice note explaining why, so now to her you're dead
I called the sheriff, he knows the truth
So next time you're driving drunk again, his lights'll be flashin' you

[Chorus]
You been tryna hide it, but I'm really good at findin'
And you think I'm dumb but I ain't no natural blonde
And I ain't the only who who's real pissed off from all your fun
It's 'bout time the neighbors found out all you done
By the way, there's a whole lot of airing out that's goin' on
All your clothes are out on the lawn

[Verse 2]
Had lunch with Larry, that's right, your boss
And let's just say that from now on you got a whole lot of time off
You didn't pay the rent 'cause I saw the notice
But I'm done payin', told the landlord, and he's comin' for what you owe

[Chorus]
You been tryna hide it, but I'm really good at findin'
And you think I'm dumb but I ain't no natural blonde
And I ain't the only who who's real pissed off from all your fun
It's 'bout time the neighbors found out all you done
By the way, there's a whole lot of airing out that's goin' on
All your clothes are out on the lawn, yeah
[Bridge]
I've been keepin' all your secrets while you out there bein'
The kind of guy I said that I would never end up with
My mama didn't raise no fool, won't be coverin' up for you
No more, no more, no more, yeah
By the way, your clothes are out on the lawn

[Chorus]
You been tryna hide it, but I'm really good at findin'
And you think I'm dumb but I ain't no natural blonde
And I ain't the only who who's real pissed off from all your fun
It's 'bout time the neighbors found out all you done
By the way, there's a whole lot of airing out that's goin' on
All your clothes are out on the lawn

[Outro]
Yeah, all your clothes are out on the lawn
So hold on, sucker