[Verse 1]
Down to your skivvies, hit the watering hole
Gonna get you wet, gonna save your soul
It's the damndest thing
Oh, it's the damndest thing
You swear nothing's gonna happen, you're invincible
Peddle to the metal down a dark dirt road
It's the damndest thing
Oh, it's the damndest thing

[Chorus]
Troublemaker where're you off to now
I can tell you this ain't workin' out for anyone
Troublemaker where're you off to now
I can tell you this ain't workin' out for anyone

[Verse 2]
My heart burns, yeah, I'm tired of the same old stuff
Running like a river from God knows what
It's the damndest thing
Oh, it's the damndest thing
Don't die, you're just a baby, yeah you're way too young
You haven't lived till you've been to the Grand Canyon
It's the damndest thing
Oh, it's the damndest thing