Not literally
We R slytherins
Smart and dangerous, if you’re one of us then roll with us
Cause we are the house that runs the school, in silver and green it’s clear we rule
We’re pure-blood-superstars
We runnin’ this school just like it’s ours
And no we ain’t go no lightning scars
But we’re lightning fast on our guitars-ars-aaars
Got these strips all up my tie
And my wand is at my side
Rockin’ my Slyth-er-in pride
So let’s go-o-o, Let’s GO!
We’re never gonna stop-stop-st-st-st-stop
We’ll always be on top-top-t-t-t-top
We’re serpents till we drop-drop-d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherin!
At Quidditch we’re the best-best-b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest-rest-r-r-r-rest
Don’t put us to the test-test-t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherins!
Dumbledore, turn it up
It’s about damn time we win the cup
We’re so sick of being second place
With those Gryffindors up in our face
We’re just talkin’ true
Like Veritaserum makes us do
We’re waving our wands, casting up spells, brewing potions, kicking house elves… hard
Got these strips all up my tie
And my wand is at my side
Rockin’ my Slyth-er-in pride
So let’s go-o-o, Let’s GO!
We’re never gonna stop-stop-st-st-st-stop
We’ll always be on top-top-t-t-t-top
We’re serpents till we drop-drop-d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherins!
At Quidditch we’re the best-best-b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest-rest-r-r-r-rest
Don’t put us to the test-test-t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherins!
Dumbledore, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up
Dumbledore, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up
Dumbledore, turn it up-up-up-up-up-up-up
Dumbledore, turn it up-up-up-up-up-u-u-u-up
[instrumental]
We’re never gonna stop-stop-st-st-st-stop
We’ll always be on top-top-t-t-t-top
We’re serpents till we drop-drop-d-d-d-drop
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherins!
At Quidditch we’re the best-best-b-b-b-best
Better than all the rest-rest-r-r-r-rest
Don’t put us to the test-test-t-t-t-test
We’re always gonna win, we are Slytherins!