[Intro]
Wanna fight? Fight me
Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Jackie Chan Chan
Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Jackie Chan Chan
Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Jackie Chan Chan

[Chorus]
Oh, he's Taiwanese, starrin' in movies
He's a kung-fu freak, Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down

[Verse 1]
If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey, he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Macchio or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough, but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he (Come on, throw me a punch, Jackie)
He's in your TV (That's all I ask of you)

[Verse 2]
Oh, he can do a high kick (On, wax on)
He can do a roundhouse (Wax off)
He can punch your teeth out (Wax off)
Might be just one guy (Wax on, wax on)
Maybe more than ten guys (Wax off)
He'll still get the knockout (Wax off)
[Verse 3]
'Cause you know he's got
A black belt in Jiu Jitsu
Karate and kung-fu, he's magic
He speaks with a cool accent
He's from the Orient
Jackie Chan is he (Paint the fence, paint the fence)
Ge's in your TV (Sand the floor, sand the floor)

[Verse 4]
He's not like Arnold or those other runts
He takes great pride in doing his own stunts
He leaps off buildings, don't do him no harm
He's broken forty bones in his left arm

[Bridge]
Everybody was kung-fu fighting (Hi-yah)
Jackie Chan is fast as lightning (Hi-yah)
Everybody was kung-fu fighting (Hi-yah)
Jackie Chan is fast as lightning (Hi-yah)

[Chorus]
Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak, Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down
[Outro]
Ugh, ugh, ugh!
No, no, no, no, no, aiee!
Ugh!
Ryuken! Ugh
Ryuken! Ugh
Finish him!
Ow! Hey, Jackie, that hurt!
Jackie Chan wins