[Intro (Spoken)]
So, Paul! You still datin' that girl?
You bet! Yeah, nothing can keep us apart
Oh, I'm glad to hear it!
Yeah, well, I mean, y'know, nothing she's tried yet

[Verse 1]
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night; it's only right
To think about the girl I stalk both day and night
So happy together

[Verse 2]
I dated you for just a week
You dumped me and I cried real hard, and still can't sleep
So now I'm going to force you to come back to me
So happy together

[Chorus]
I can't see me stalking nobody but you
For all your life
When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue
For all my life

[Verse 3]
I call you up at 2 AM
I wake you and hang up the phone, and do it again, haha
That's what you get for going out with other men
So happy together
[Chorus]
I can't see me stalking nobody but you
For all your life
When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue
For all my life

[Verse 4]
I see you, you don't see me
I'm hidden with my telephoto lens up in the tree
You're walking and you look around, suspiciously
So happy together

[Bridge (Spoken)]
Okay. Hey... sugar? I... like your eyebrows! No, that's- that's kinda lame
I got it, I got it. Hey, baby! It's me again. Surprise! Heh, hey, that's good, I kinda like that, "Surprise!"

[Verse 5]
I've got your cat, don't be alarmed
As long as you come talk to me, he won't be harmed
We'll go and get a bite to eat, I'll come unarmed
So happy together
Forever and ever
So happy together

[Outro]
(Police sirens)
Get out of the tree, with the cat in the air