He looks like Tarzan and talks like Jane
He's so damn sexy, I no complain
He's all juiced up
He is a "top"
He’ll do your hair and then your make up

They’ll take you down with just one look
They hunt in packs
They don’t read books
Injectable tan and no tattoos
Too young for botox
Got nothing to lose

Wo wo wo wow
They're mean gays
They live in West Hollywood
They're mean, mean gays
Well you would if you could
They're mean gays
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

They wear designer sneakers but yours they'll take
They like party drugs and protein shakes
They don’t care what you’re about
They chew you up and spit you out

Wo wo wo wow
They're mean gays
They live in West Hollywood
They're mean, mean gays
Well you would if you could
They're mean gays
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

Wo wo wo wow
They're mean gays
They live in West Hollywood
They're mean, mean gays
Well you would if you could
They're mean gays
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

They're envy of the girls
And the envy of the boys
If you bump into one
They won't be acting coy
They’ll be sipping caipirinhas made from artificial sweeteners
A circuit week Barcelona over to Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza...

They're mean gays
They live in West Hollywood
They're mean, mean gays
Well you would if you could
They're mean gays
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

They're mean gays
They live in West Hollywood
They're mean, mean gays
Well you would if you could
They're mean gays
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

They might look nice but do think
Twice before you take one on

She's a mean gay
I live in West Hollywood
She's a mean, mean gay
Well you would if you could
She's a mean gay
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

I might look nice but do think
Twice before you take me on

Wo Wo Wo Wow
She's a mean gay
I live in West Hollywood
She's a mean, mean gay
Well you would if you could
She's a mean gay
Don’t think I'm misunderstood

I might look nice but do think
Twice before you take me on