[Intro: Rhea]
Whats up? Its Rhea, leave a message (BEEP, uh yeah!)

[Intro: Willam]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oooh, my trade was a bitch tonight!
And by bitch, I mean his dick
No hard-on, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and (brrrr!) to get no trade honey!
And you know a bag of coke should stand for a motha fucka with a limp stick!
So then I get to his house
Looking like a god damn supermodel
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door
But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr
Yes honey, his partying shut down the KiKi!
Guess he blew before me!
Maybe he was smoking the T...
So I hope you're up girl
Cause I am coming over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chichi on the TV and keep on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!

[Chorus: Rhea and Willam]
Lets have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight!
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh!)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs!)
Strip, turn (unh!)
Let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(aWhat!)
(Play that shit)
(Professional)
Aww yeah
Here we go!

[Verse 1: Rhea]
A KaiKai is a party for playing with your squirrels
We're dishing tea and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardening
I don't give a damn
Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don't need a man!

[Chorus: Rhea and Willam]
Lets have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh!)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs!)
Strip, turn (unh!)
Let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(Play that bongo Cisco!)
(First time in Drags at a Ball, honey)
(Ooh, you mean first time in fags to the balls, honey!)
(You said it!)

[Verse 2: Rhea and Willam]
What a moderately satisfying KaiKai
This KaiKai was… aight... better than nothin'
Serve!
Extravaganza!
Opulence!
Casual Fridays!

[Hook: Willam and Rhea]
KaiKai, no no
We we? Oh oh!
KaiKai, so so
We we? You know!
KaiKai, no no
We we? Oh oh!
KaiKai, lets go!
We we, we blow, oh!

[Bridge: Willam and Rhea]
Ooh, look at Sharon and Alaska!
Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable!
I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul!
Hahahaha, sorry!

[Chorus: Rhea and Willam]
Lets Have a KaiKai (we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh!)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai (uh huh!)
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs!)
Strip, turn (unh!)
Let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie...
Lets have a KaiKai
(We're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs!)
Strip, turn (unh!)
Let's have a KaiKai

[Hook: Rhea and Willam]
I'm gonna serve and jerk and tweet and twerk and pump my tuck inside you honey!