I was feeling weird
I had a half-assed beard
As I’d just about cleared a month of quarantine

Been locked inside
With my kids and my bride
And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans
Two kids I’m home teachin’
In a home I been bleachin’
With a marriage that’s screeching to a grinding halt

My savings got erased
I can’t touch my face
And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar

Yeah I’ve gone a bit LOCO
Spent the morning Cloroxing my last can of Budweiser

Yeah I’ve gone a bit loco
I spent the afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer

I tried meditation
But it led to frustration
And vivid visualizations of the end of days

So i tried learning karate
Signed up for online pilates
But when your life’s in the potty it’s hard to concentrate