Uh
Check, check one, two
(Check one, two)
Check, check
(Check, is this?)
Check, check one, two
(Come one)

Uhm, [?] my mic's little hot. [?]
No, no. That's little hot coutu-ure

[?]
(Check mic two, mic two)
Mix it on point
Turn me up little, turn me up

[Clearing throat]

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
(Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi)

I sound terrible, I sound like a, a to-, uh like a, like a man

[Clearing throat again]

I know there's like a, a button we can press
To make me sound like a woman

[Woman singing]

No. That's, that's [?] that's too much woman
That's too much woman
Thank you
Just make me sound like Rosie the Robot
Or something
No. I want, I wanna sound like Will.I.Am

[Playing Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice]

Yeah, no

[Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing]

That... it just sounded like Cher's, Believe

[Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing]

One, two
Oh

[Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing]

Could I just sing it a monotone?
Try just, try just talk the whole thing
And do the whole ovah

[Manila's robotically auto-tuned voice keeps playing]

Let's just, yeah. Imma tryna
Yeah, I'm gonna sing the whole thing
In just like my regular voice
And you just do the
A-auto-tu-u-u-u-u-u-ne

This is why microphones at a gay bar
Always think I'm the top
Is this what it feels like to be Ke$ha?
Oh, yeah. It's, it's on honey, it's
This mic is turn on, honey