...and that, boys and girls
Is the story of Princess Carmen
Uh
Maybe that was a little
Too graphic for you, kids

[Manila laughs]
Another story book?
[Kids screaming and laughing excited]
Ain't you tired of all this queens yet?
Ok. I got RuPunzel, Rajastiltskin, oh
How about Ribbon-Willam?
[Kids laughs]
Oh. Here's a great one

Once upon a time
In a far away kingdom
Called Harlem...
[Cop patrol sounds]
Lived a beautiful
Princess named Sahara

She was the most beautiful
Princess in all of the kingdoms
And in all of the lands
(I also heard that there was other
Asian princess, she was pretty cute, too.)
Anyway

Every seventh sunday
The Princess would go out
On their balcony over looking
The whole kingdom and dance
For anyone who could see her
(And let's just say the ones
That can saw her dance
Said: "the bitch was twirling")

Then, one dark night
A misterious dragon
Snuck into her castle
And left a very interesting gift
(Ooh! I like presents)

When the princess woke
The next morning, she
Discovered she was wearing
A new pair of shoes
Magic shoes
[Sound of angels singing anthem]
[Manila passing the book's pages]
(Sorry kids, it doesn't say
What label. Let's just say: Fendi)

These magic Fendi shoes...
[Sound of angels singing anthem]
Allowed the princess to dance
Forever, so everyone could see her
Dance. So she would dance for her
Adoring kingdom every day and
Every night
(Gurl, sounds like a lot of dancing)

But the magic shoes were cursed
For the Princess could never ever
Take them off her feet
(Ooh, and Fendi runs small, kids.)

One day, after dancing every day
And every night, and never stopping
The Princess grew tired, she wanted
To stop dancing, but she couldn't

So that night, Princess Sahara
Danced all the way up into the stars
Were she could dance for her whole
Kingdom to see, for the rest of eternity

The end
[Book closes]