Lies are the glue that hold society together
People lie about their mileage, they lie about the weather
They lie to spare each other's feelings, They lie to stay in bed
They lie to feel important about all the books they've read

You look good in that hat! (Lies!)
I don't think you have too many cats (Lies!)
Your hair looks nice when its up like that
Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!

Oh, dear. The house looks great! (Lies!)
You haven't put on any weight (Lies!)
Oh, i thought you said eight!
Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!

People say that its alright
They're only trying to be polite
But even though they're little and white
They're Lies!

Yeah, people say its alright
And I don't wanna start a fight
But ya know the ties that tie us tight are
LIIIIIIIII-i-I-i-i-iiiiiiiiiiii-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES-(sahhh)!!!!