Turn!
Yield!
Halt!
If you fail you know
Who's
At
Fault

Avoid vehicular assault
As you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

Gas
Shift
Break
Drinking coffee's a
Big
Mis-
Take

Try not to plunge into
The
Lake
When you're doing the Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz

Use two hands when you steer
And then check in the mirror
What you see may be nearer
Don't lay on the horn!
See the traffic cop bossing
Pedestrians crossing
Never drive when you're flossing
You'll wish you weren't born!

Belt!
Your!
Self!
Only there to protect your health
Leave your friends all your hard
Earned
Wealth
If you croak when you're boldly embarking
And parallel parking
And acing the written - look out for that kitten!
No time for high-fiving
You're barely surviving
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz!