[CARL]
I used to put up with too much aggravation...
But take a look at me now!
I got a new vocation..

You heard it here first
'Cause I'm the one who said it
Yeah, I'm evil...

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
He's evil!

[CARL]
I'm evil for extra credit!

If you're looking for trouble
Well, I think you've found it!
I park wherever I want
I dare you to impound it!

If I'm losing a video game
I just reset it!
'Cause I'm evil...

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
He's evil!
[CARL]
I'm evil for extra credit, yeah!
That's right
I'm evil for extra credit!
Tell 'em all about it, girls!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
He'll do anything for good grades

[CARL]
You know I will!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
He's an evil jack of all trades

[CARL]
I do it all!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
You want badness? Then he's got it in spades

[CARL]
I got a full deck ladies

[BACKUP SINGERS]
Looks so good in leather and shades
[CARL]
You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it!
'Cause I'm evil

[DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ]
He's evil!

[CARL]
I'm evil for extra credit!
I'm evil for extra credit!