[Verse]
My jaw is rugged, my hair is wavy
My eyes they twinkle and shine
I used to be mashed potatoes, now I'm the gravy
Nobody else is quite this fine
I'm the face, I'm a real ace
Nobody's visual appeal is stronger
I'm the very definition of masculine grace
Take a picture, it'll last you longer

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm handsome, I'm so good lookin'
I'm easy on the eyes
Don't you know that I'm handsome? (Handsome)
I got chiseled features, try not to look surprised
When you see that I'm handsome (He's handsome)
I'm a real Adonis, I'm the best you ever saw
I'm handsome (Ooh), I'm a tall drink of water
Somebody better grab a straw
'Cause I'm handsome (He's handsome, he's handsome)

[Outro]
Don't you know that I'm handsome? (Handsome)
Can't you see that I'm handsome? (Handsome)
Get in line ladies (He's handsome)
'Cause I'm handsome
I'm a total catch, really
I'm quite fetching (Fetching?)
It's a word, it is
It means that I'm handsome