[Verse 1]
In the bay off the coast of the Tri-State Area
Floats a country for me and me
It's new, it's bright and it's founded on spite
And it's everything I dreamed it would be
Hail, hail Doofania

[Interlude]
Does it feel like it stops too quick there? We'll work on it

[Verse 2]
There's a bright, shiny place with a flag that bears my face
And it's floating on an inner tube
Far away from city life, my stupid brother and ex-wife
And it's got an evil attitude
Hail, hail Doofania

[Outro]
Y-you know, the stopping is still bothering me