[Intro: Candace]
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but
B-b-b-b-but

[Verse: Baljeet]
There is no candy in me, there is no candy in me
I am just a little boy, there is no candy in me
Your mother is blindfolded, so she cannot see
She attacked me with a bat, there is no candy in me!

[Outro: Buford]
Nerd ain't no piñata!