There's a hundred and four ways to enjoy a speedrun
But one comes along just to end it
So the only real problem with world generation
Is finding a good Nether Fortress

(Like, maybe)

Building a portal to go to the Nether
And climbing up a soulsand tower
Nether Fortresses just doesn't exist (Hey!)
I've searched this whole place for an hour

Exploring Nether caves
Can't find a single blaze
Don't even know where to go (It's ovеr here!)

Finding a piglin place
Onе thousand worlds saves
Soulsand is so slow
(Dream!)

As you can see
The fortresses are so rare
You won't find them at all
(Come on, Dream!)
So just give up
'Cuz Mojang sucks
You won't find one at all

So just give up
'Cuz Mojang sucks
You won't find one at all

(Mom! Dream is complaining about the 1.16 update because nether fortresses are extremely rare now it's extremely luck-based which makes his speedrunning experience worse he's trying to get people to vote to revert it because he wants a new world record again!)