[Intro]
Ba-da-ba, ba-da-bow

[Verse]
Let me tell you 'bout my buddy, he's three thousand years old
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris
My undead mummy and me, hmm-hmm
If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy and he'll flee
From my undead mummy and me
All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian MC
My undead mummy and me, yeah

[Chorus]
Undead mummy and me

[Outro: Phineas]
That will be awesome