[Verse 1]
This is our "No Stop Truck Stop,"
Come on in, take a break from hauling that load

[Verse 2]
We got coffee that's hot
And ice that's not
It's a little bit of home on the road

[Chorus]
We got lots of gravy to fill up all our pans
And restroom's out in back
If you have to wash your hands
If an armadillo is your pillow
And your cab is your abode
Then come on in for a little bit of home on the road

[Verse 3]
Enjoy the view while you're
Slurping homemade stew
And when you're finished you can sit and chat

Phineas: Do you want pie?
Unnamed carman: Oh yeah!

[Verse 4]
Our juke plays latest hits from 1966
We may not know where we're going
But we sure know where it's at
[Verse 5]
Thеre's chicken-fried stеak
And devil's food cake
As we whirl through another zip code

[Verse 6]
There's butter that's real
And butter that's fake
Just a little bit of home on the road

[Chorus]
Just sit right down
You look like a hungry gent
Our biscuits and gravy
Go down like wet cement
So, if you're looking for home cooking
Or you want to see a three-headed toad
Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road (3x)